Well I thought it was about time to go pay a visit to the doctor as my croaky voice turned into a nasty cough + phlegm + headache + insanely sore throat + runny drippy nose + crankiness…
So I rang to make an appointment and OF course my normal lovely lady doctor was away for two weeks so I was given the choice of another two docs -
- another lady doctor who was not-so-lovely
- a male doctor who I had only previously seen once about a year ago for a smear (of all things!)
So I umm’d and ahh’d over it for about 5 secs and thought that it was best to take option B (the temptation of a bitchy doctor wouldn’t bode well for my crankiness you see…)
So yesterday I rocked on up at 2.30pm to see the dude doctor and when I sat down he was like “Oh I don’t think we’ve met before?” and the thought that came straight into my head was “Well you just probably don’t remember my face…” hahaha! But I kept my mouth shut and just said “No I don’t think we have either”. Just safer that way methinks… plus I didn’t wanna make the poor wee man embarrassed. So I ran through my symptoms and he promptly listened to my chest, then said that it didn’t sound too bad so the worst of my illness had been and gone – no drugs needed! bugger…. So then I told him about my insanely sore throat (but only on the left side when I swallow = major pain) so he had a look with the wee light thingy and then he promptly went bright red and basically asked if the inflammation could be the result of a certain extra-curricular activity involving a male! To which I responded by bursting into laughter and saying “Um no you need a boyfriend to get that and I don’t have one of them…” So he took a swab of the area with a wee pointy thing which really hurt and prompted me to have a coughing fit… eyes watering the whole shebang – through which he was still talking and expected me to be able to answer!!! Yeah good one buddy….
So yeah basically now i’m waiting to see what the swab comes back with on Friday to see if it’s bacterial or viral – hence I will know if antibiotics can help my plight… it really sucks cos it’s affecting my enjoyment of eating!! :(
Ah well… best fly… lunchtime has vanished for yet another day!
Til next time dudes & dudettes… xxoo
Rossco (The one and only)
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