Ok so I know it’s been aaaaaages since my last proper post but I’m updating it now so SSSHHHH haha

This past couple of weeks have been kinda intense and oddball to be honest – multitude of things contributed to this oddball intenseness… the main one being that my car decided to throw a tanty and not start last Tuesday morning! So… off to the Seghill garage it went and I haven’t seen it for over a week. Seriously not cool.

You see I love my car because of the freedom it gives me so without it I kinda feel a bit lost.  I’ve been getting lifts to work where I can but today had to get two buses to get to work… late… and with frozen toes haha. Yeah so basically pretty much over the whole thing and the fact that it’s been snowing the last two days does not help one iota cos the Loser Cruiser is just not fun when it’s snowing.

Work has been another thing in the oddball intenseness feeling as we’ve had a new boss start and my temporary 4mth contract is fast running out (as of 17th Dec) so I have to make a decision as to whether I wanna stay on in this job or jump ship. I’d love to just dick off back to NZ to be honest because I miss it but I know deep down that it’s just not the right time for me to go home yet. Hopefully next year I”ll make it back for a holiday at Xmas!

Well right this second I’ve had a sudden wave of tiredness sweep over me so gonna hit the hay… at the semi-respectable time of 10.31pm haha. On a Friday? yeah yeah well I am almost 30 peeps!

…. fully meant to write more on this thing but have lost my mojo tonight… inspiration please? comments? feedback? hello??? anybody out there? please comment on this thing cos it’s fast seeming pointless!

Rossco OUT x

hehe saw this online and couldn’t stop laughing!!

Dear Employees:

Subject: Swearing at Work – Alternative phrases

Dear Employees:

It has been brought to management’s attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their colleagues.

Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated.

We do, however, realise the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with colleagues.

Therefore, a list of 13 New and Innovative “TRY SAYING” phrases have been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner.

1) TRY SAYING: I think you could do with more training. INSTEAD OF: You don’t have a f*cking clue, do you?

2) TRY SAYING: She’s an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She’s a f*cking power-crazy b*tch.

3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the f*ck do you expect me to do this?

4) TRY SAYING: I’m certain that isn’t feasible. INSTEAD OF: F*ck off a*se-wipe.

5) TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: Well f*ck me backwards with a telegraph pole.

6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with…  INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a f*ck.

7) TRY SAYING: I wasn’t involved in the project.  INSTEAD OF: Not my f*cking problem, mate.

8 ) TRY SAYING: That’s interesting.  INSTEAD OF: What the f*ck?

9) TRY SAYING: I’m not sure this can be implemented within the given timescale. INSTEAD OF: No f*cking chance mate.

10 ) TRY SAYING: It will be tight, but I’ll try to schedule it in. INSTEAD OF: Why the f*ck didn’t you tell me that yesterday?

11) TRY SAYING: He’s not familiar with the issues.  INSTEAD OF: He’s got his head up his f*cking a*se.

12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir?  INSTEAD OF: Oi, f*ck face.

13) TRY SAYING: Of course, I was only going to be at home anyway. INSTEAD OF: Yeah, who needs f*cking holidays anyway.

Thank You,
Human Resources